Please help wanted: A place for the “natural” Medicine!!
A guy goes to the Doctor;
.. Doctor I have a terrible pain on my lower leg,
The doctor checks him and prescribes some tablets, saying;
You take two every day for the next 4 days and after that you can go to work.
Oh! Thank you, thank you doctor you are really fantastic, not only you gona cure me but also find me a job!!
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A guy with a severe loss of hair comes to see the doctor;
…Doctor can you give me something to preserve my hair?
The doctor turns around; yes sure by all means, you can use that empty shoe box over there!
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The Gynecologist comes to the patient as says;
Mrs ….I have good news for you..
The lady promptly replies, ohnn no doctor it is Miss
The Doctor replies, Ohn pardon, then I think I have bad news for you!!
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Doctor to Patient;
I’m afraid I have some bad news and some good news;
What’s the bad news? Doc: Well we accidentally amputated the wrong leg.
..The good news? Doc: Well your other leg seems to be improving.
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Doctor to patient:
…Well you should have come to see me earlier.
Yes I know, ..its just that I went to see a faith-healer.
And what stupid advice did that faith-healer gave you??
Patient: ...That I should come to see you!!
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The Drunken husband (lipstick all over the face) comes home at 6 am. The wife is already waiting for at the door.
….Dear, …May I ask what brings you home at this time???
The husband replies while trying to stay straight; Yes, darling, Breakfast!!
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Doctor what can I do this vacation so that my wife doesn’t get pregnant??
Doctor: Well take her with you!!
Feel free to add your own!
Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:46 am
